Whats the deal :

With a sloth?

Bill asked me and then I realized: I had no idea. What’s the deal with a sloth. Is it happy? Is it sad? Does it lay eggs?

pictured: irrefutable proof of happiness

Turns out – Sloths don’t lay eggs. And they are very happy. Slothville.com calls them “highly successful” slow moving mammals. I don’t know what the 401K package is for a sloth but I think their success (and soft-smile happiness) comes from this slow pace of theirs. We are taking this (very subjective) sloth wisdom into the weekend and slowwwiiinnnnngggg down. Namaste’ing, downward sloth, the whole thing. We feel successful already. WBU??

What’s in a name?

Existentially bereft

Bill and I were arguing about what to call this arrangement. He wants to highlight the peonies, but I think that peonies get all of the attention as it is, and that we should highlight the snap dragons. HE wants something along the lines of “virginal paradise” or “purity and serenity” but I think that he’s showing us his Freudian hand with those suggestions too…I want something like “Snap pony” or “pony dragon” it doesnt make any sense but the idea of calling a peony a pony with a straight face is just so funny to me. I don’t think this is a problem we will settle today. Will update.